I MISS 6I GAAAH

Damn I miss 6I 

                               Gosh I miss that london painting ;(

                                                  Kawah Putih

                                    Museum Asia Afrika

Tanjooberrymutts

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"
...and be ready for China.In order to continue getting-by in China, we need to learn English theway it is spoken...... .......... ........
Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" .
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes....The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotelguest and room-service today......
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??”
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. Ansahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulaisahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
RoomService: "No?Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wansahn toes' means."
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...WhyUoo donwan toes? Ow bow Anglishmoppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
RoomService: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
RoomService: "Copy...tea. .meel?
"Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin,we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome".=)) =))

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1. Apa nama pulau di Indonesia yang tidak kuat bergadang ?
Jawabnya : Tidore

2. Kota apa yang jadi judul film superhero ?
Jawabnya : Batam. Batam Forever

3. Kota apa yang tidak pernah mujur ?
Jawabnya : Kota Malang (kasihan ya?)

4. Kota apa yang paling bersih di Indonesia ?
Jawabnya : Sukamandi

5. Kota apa yang rasanya pahit ?
Jawabnya : Pare-pare

6. Kota apa yang sampai sekarang masih single ?
Jawabnya : Kota Solo

7. Kota apa yang sudah tidak kepakai ?
Jawabnya : Kota Bekas…i

8. Kota apa yang tidak pernah sendirian ?
Jawabnya : Sama Rinda (kalo negara sih Ame Rika)

9. Kota di Indonesia yang letaknya paling jauh ?
Jawabnya : Ujung Pandang

10. Kota apa yang selalu dapat nilai 7 ?
Jawabnya : Sala Tiga

11. Negara apa yang merugikan kesehatan di Dunia ?
Jawabnya : Maroko, karena dapat menyebabkan kanker, serangan jantung, impotensi dan gangguan kehamilan dan janin.

12. Kota apa yg warganya ngga bisa menyanyi ?
Jawabnya : MANA DO, ngga nyanyi2 krn bingung cari nada DO

Pembantu Dan Majikan Bodoh -_-V

Pembantu: "Nyonya,saya mau minta kenaikan gaji..."
Nyonya: "Knp saya hrs menaikkan gaji km?"
Pembantu: "Ada 3 alasan nyonya,pertama saya membersihkan rmh lbh bersih drpd nyonya."
Nyonya: "Siapa yg blng?"
Pembantu: "Tuan yg blng."
Nyonya: "Oh?"
Pembantu: "Kedua,saya memasak lbh enak drpd nyonya."
Nyonya: "Siapa yg blng?"
Pembantu: "Tuan yg blng."
Nyonya: "Oh?"
Pembantu: "Ketiga,saya di ranjang lbh hebat drpd nyonya."
Nyonya: "Oh?! Apa tuan jg yg blng?!"
Pembantu: "Bkn nyonya,supir yg blng."
Nyonya: "Sssttt...km minta kenaikan brp?"^¤^

Bahasa Indo Vs. Malay XB

1.indo: kementerian agama
malaysia: kementerian tak berdosa( oh please!)
2.indo: angkatan darat
malaysia: laskar hentak-hentak bumi (kalo laut hentak2 aer kali ya??)
3.indo: angkatan udara
malaysia: laskar angin-angin (awas nanti masuk angin lhoo..)
4.indo: pasukan bubar jalan
malaysia: pasukan cerai berai
5.indo: merayap
malaysia: bersetubuh dengan bumi (sex with earth) (gimana coba caranya??)
6.indo: rumah sakit bersalin
malaysia: hospital korban lelaki (bener juga sih...)
7.indo: belok kiri, belok kanan
malaysia: pusing kiri, pusing kanan (kalo breakdance apaan?)
8.indo: departemen pertanian
malaysia: departemen cucuk tanam (yuk marie..)
9.indo: gratis bicara 30 menit
malaysia: percuma berbual 30 minit
10.indo: satpam/sekuriti
malaysia: penunggu maling(ngarep banget dimalingin ya ampe ditunggu)
11.indo: joystick
malaysia: batang senang (maksud lo..??)
12.indo: tidur siang
malaysia: petang telentang(kalo gitu, tidur malem "gelap     tengkurep" :D)
13.indo: tank
malaysia: kereta tebal (suntik kale...???)
14.indo: kedatangan
malaysia: ketibaan (untung bukan ketiban)
15.indo: rumah sakit jiwa
malaysia: gubuk gila
16.indo: dokter ahli jiwa
malaysia: dokter gila (kasian amat dokternya...)
17.indo: hantu pocong
malaysia: hantu bungkus (pesen atu dong bang..!!hehehehe)

Photo Studio With Sisters And Cousins

   Pada senyum pepsodent kecuali gue :D 

     Sekarang senyum pepsodent kecuali Teh Ririn -_- 

    Yang ini... meh, forget it. I look ugly like ugly betty (?)  

                          

  Berbincang tidak jelas

              Ina           : "Teh Ririn kamu cantik deh

Teh Ririn : " Ha? Masa?!

 Ina  : " Tapi boong"

Teh Ririn : " -_-" 

       Ok naskah itu jangan dibaca karena garing seperti behel gue (?) 

Everything-Michael Buble

Michael Buble




You're a falling star
You're the getaway car
You're the line in the sand
When I go too far

You're the swimming pool
On an August day
And you're the perfect thing to say

And you play it coy
But it's kinda cute
Oh when you smile at me
You know exactly what you do

Baby don't pretend
That you don't know it's true
'Cause you can see it
When I look at you

And in this crazy life
And through these crazy times
It's you, it's you
You make me sing
You're every line
You're every word
You're everything

You're a carousel
You're a wishing well
And you light me up
When you ring my bell

You're a mystery
You're from outer space
You're every minute of my every day

And I can't believe
That I'm your man
And I get to kiss you baby
Just because I can

Whatever comes our way
We'll see it through
And you know
That's what our love can do

And in this crazy life
And through these crazy times
It's you, it's you
You make me sing
You're every line
You're every word
You're everything

And so la la la la, la la la
So la la la la, la la la

And in this crazy life
And through these crazy times
It's you, it's you
You make me sing
You're every line
You're every word
You're everything

You're every song
And I sing along
'Cause you're my everything
Yeah, yeah

So la la la la, la la la   
So la la la la, la la la la, la la la
Source
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The "baddest" (?) day ever

Today, monday 22nd November 2010 is the worst day ever. I said that because.... MY LAPTOP IS TOTALLY EMPTY! AAAAAAGH NGESELIN ABIS! laptop gue bener bener emp-ty. jadi kan laptop gue rusak gitu tiba tiba abis gue shut down gabisa dinyalain lagi, malah ada tulisan "you have to restart your computer. press and hold the power button blablabla" nah abis gitu tuh udah gue coba lebih dari 10x kali ya cuman tuh tetep gabisa nyala ngeselin abis. udah deh abis gitu sama nyokap gue dikasih ke tempat gue beli laptop gue untuk dibenerin. Hari ini... Senin, 22 November 2010 laptop saya kembali dan nyokap ilang "itu laptopnya gabisa dibackup soalnya gabisa nyala, pas dimasukkin CD  mac os x-nya itu katanya langsung nge-install ulang jadi ilang semua deh isinya" abis nyokap bilang gitu gue langsung menyelimuti diri dan menitiskan air mata *lebay wkwkwk tapi emang bener sih dikit wkwk tapi emang gue bener bener sedih sekali. udah ya mau nangis dulu (?) gak deng

I Did It All For You

I Did It All For You-Rascal Flatts Ft. Shedaisy

Shedaisy: I sold your Rolex
To buy that gold Versace dress
Rascal Flatts: I set free your whiny French poodle
So you could get your beauty rest

And I did it all for you
I did it all (I did it all) for you
This Christmas (This Christmas)
All your dreams (All your dreams)
Will come true

Rascal Flatts: I put your mother on a greyhound (you did what?)
You always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world-now she can
Shedaisy: I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (No, no, no,no)
So I could be your only girl-and now I am

And I did it all for you
I did it all (I did it all) for you
This Christmas (This Christmas)
All your dreams (All your dreams)
Will come true

Shedaisy: How can I forget(oh I forgot)
All you've done for me
I'll get you yet
Rascal Flatts: This is the season to give
But I can never forgive the damage that you've done
(Damage that you've done)
This must be love

Shedaisy: I sank your bass boat (Not my bass boat, no, no, no)
So you'd have more time to spend with me
Rascal Flatts: I hocked your grandma's diamond earrings (AHHHHH!)
For the down payment on my SUV
Shedaisy: Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green-is this for me?

And I did it all for you
I did it all (I did it all) for you
This Christmas (This Christmas)
All your dreams (All your dreams)
Will come true
Ooooh....

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My Coolest Calligraphy I've Ever Made

I thought this is my coolest calligraphy and my longest calligraphy I've ever made so i post it in to this blog. I take this picture from my old blog :D the real one, I left it in my gramma's house but now it's gone :'O i made this for about 20-30 minutes :o what do you think of this calligraphy?

2nd blog

okay.. so this is my 2nd blog. the first one is didiethwacalligraphy.blogspot.com and it was a disaster so i created a new blog ^_^ i was planning to put my calligraphy photos on my 1st blog... but then I didnt make calligraphys anymore so I stop blogging. but then i saw my friends blogs and they're awesome! but... i don't have any idea what am i going to do with this blog -_-V let me think... urm... i need a week to think *ott so bye! let's see what i'm going to post next ;)